|Top 10 stupid things legislators are working on|
1. Repealing the foie gras ban in Chicago, much to the chagrin of the goose-rights crowd.
2. Banning “Truck Nutz” in Florida.
3. Spending tens of thousands of dollars to secure “executive bathrooms.”
4. Cutting law enforcement jobs and spending as crime is going up.
5. Making it harder for people to vote.
6. Outlawing baggy pants.
7. Arlen Specter’s NFL spygate obsession.
8. Arguing that they’re too poor to pay child support. (former New Jersey Governor only)
9. Trying to mandate the use of “pistol cams.”
10. Playing footsie in the men’s room at the airport.