|Top 10 reasons to worry about your pension|
1. Most of the money is invested in the home mortgage market.
2. The head of the fund is addicted to poker and has a second home in Las Vegas.
3.Your city is facing a budget shortfall bigger than the GNP of France.
4. The council has offered to replace your pension benefits with free lottery tickets.
5. The last time your police association got a detailed account of the fund was during the Carter administration.
6. They’re talking about investing heavily in a chain of theme restaurants launched by Britney Spears.
7. Some company in Dubai just took it over.
8. Public sector workers are the only people in your town that have a pension.
9. The world could end tomorrow and you’d never get what’s coming to you.
10. The whole $322 million fund is kept in cash in a Brooklyn basement.