|Top ten signs a recession is coming|
1. Everyone's talking about their paycheck, not just cops.
2. Oil is $100 a barrel.
3. States crack down on illegal labor and Microsoft moves manufacturing to Canada and Mexico.
4. You're seriously considering cashing in the 401K and hiding the loot in the mattress.
5.Smart people are hoarding canned goods.
6. The White House says the economy is just fine and dandy.
7. Two words: "sub-prime mortgage."
8. Our two strongest exports are mercenaries and MTV.
9. We blew social security in the war on terror.
10. You can just kind of feel it.