|Top ten signs you weren't cut out for police work|
1.You're a Pagan/Lesbian activist with felony busts in three states.
2.Two words - hyperactive bladder.
3.You think most criminals, "are just misunderstood."
4.The last time you exercised was during Reagan's second term.
5.You get carsick.
6.Your psychological profile contains the phrase, "Prone to explosive bouts of rage triggered by mild stress."
7.You failed out of mercenary college and law enforcement's your fallback.
8.The words "Born to Kill" are tattooed on your forehead.
9.You want to be rich someday.
10. You're a washed up celebrity on a reality show called "Armed and Famous."