|Top Ten Signs The Boss Is Over The Hill|
2. Still bummed out about that whole Black Sox thing.
3. Sometimes gets confused at roll call and tries to thank the academy for his award.
4. Favorite drink? Mead.
5. Always going on about the time he got demoted for arresting a band of cattle rustlers without smoke-signaling for back-up.
6. Tries to pay for coffee with doubloons.
7. Sometimes wears underwear on the outside of his uniform.
8. Can never remember how many times he's seen Haley's comet.
9. The Museum of Natural History makes him homesick.
10. Grade school classmate of Dick Clark.