Top Ten "To Serve and Protect" Motto Replacements E-mail

1. "To unnerve and suspect"
2. "You call, we brawl"
3. "To provide you idiots with outstanding police services"
4. "No call's too small"
5. "Deserving and neglected since 1865"
6. "To serve and protect, despite the current provisions as laid out in the city's proposed contract"
7. "Enforcement with a smile"
8. "To be slightly injured and collect"
9. "If we're not there in 10 minutes you get a free pizza"

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