|Top 10 signs the new guy's got roid rage|
1.After pummeling three linemen from Michigan during a traffic stop, he then went on to crush their SUV with his fists.
2. His skin’s worse than Manuel Noriega.
3. First bench-press set – 50 reps, 432 lbs.
4. He’s got two speeds, hysterical crying and blind violent rage.
5. His right arm is bigger in circumference than your waist.
6. He strangled a kitten because it looked at him wrong.
7. He won a fistfight with a utility pole.
8. He’s a big fan of the war on drugs but says he supports needle exchange programs.
9. He says Roger Clemens is an innocent victim.
10. His medicine cabinet’s a walk-in.