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"We'll pay cash for your prisons today!" E-mail
Written by APB Staff   

If you’re a state official looking to plug up one of those multi-billion dollar state budget holes you may want to talk to the folks in the for-profit prison industry.

The Corrections Corporation of America is offering states tons of cash. All state officials have to do is close their prisons and sign on the dotted line.

CCA, the nation's largest operator of for-profit prisons, has sent letters recently to 48 states offering to buy up their prisons as a solution for "challenging corrections budgets."

So what’s in it for CCA?

The company is asking for a 20-year management contract. They also want assurances that their  prisons would remain at least 90 percent full regardless of crime rates. This is the kind of deal politicians dream about. Not only to they get to cover their tracks in terms of which hole the state’s money disappeared into, they also get to play the “tough on crime” candidate during elections.

CCA is now a giant on Wall Street. Share holders have seen revenues increase by 500 percent since the mid-1990s. The company capitalized on the expansion of state prison systems in the '80s and '90s as the result of the war on drugs by contracting with state governments to build or manage new prisons to house an influx of minor drug offenders.

But as drug abuse has changed in rates and nature, CCA has turned most of its lobbying power to  advocate for locking up undocumented immigrants.

So what is a state prison system worth? According to CCA it’s an even $250 million.

By getting the prisons at bargain prices and using political influence and lobbyists to advocate longer sentences and “tougher” crime laws, CCA could do very well in terms of keeping profits high for its shareholders.

"We believe this comes at a timely and helpful juncture and hope you will share our belief in the benefits of the purchase-and-manage model," reads the letter from Harley Lappin, CCA's chief corrections officer, who was a former director of the Federal Bureau of Prisons.

The prison sale for quick cash plan is sure to attract those who rode into office on promises of balanced budgets and reductions in government spending. Whether or not tax payers will be paying more or less for private prisons instead of state run prisons remains to be seen.

Research across numerous states has shown that the promised savings from private prisons don’t materialize as promised.

"It's a real gamble for states to say, 'Gee, we're going to save a lot of money this way,'" Zach Schiller, research director at Policy Matters Ohio, which did several studies analyzing Ohio's sale of a state prison to Corrections Corporation of America, told reporters with the Huffington Post.

"The idea that we should do this because we need money on a one-time basis seems like awfully short-term thinking. If we want to talk about what our needs are for the budget, and what our needs are for housing prisoners, let's look at those on a long-term basis and see what the best decisions are."

Make no mistake about it- the same companies trying to privatize American corrections are working on privatizing law enforcement entirely. See the April issue for more.

 
High-tech "smart" policing E-mail
Written by APB Staff   

You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting someone talking about how technology and social media are revolutionizing law enforcement.

But for all the advantages technology provides, there are some cases where the gear that was supposed help a cop be a more efficient crime fighter actually does just the opposite.

On the streets of the United Kingdom recently, an undercover police officer was radioed that a potential suspect was close by.

The officer set off in hot pursuit.

Twenty frustrating minutes later the cop had his man—himself.

The closed circuit cameras that are all over the UK are only as good as the people monitoring them.

In this case the camera operator reported to police that someone was 'acting suspiciously', according to The Telegraph newspaper. As it turns out the officer who decided to follow up on the report was actually the shadowy figure in question.

The name of the officer and exact location haven't been disclosed, but it happened somewhere in the south of England.

The cop chasing himself told the CCTV operator that he was "hot on the heels" of the suspect. But then the officer's boss turned up in the CCTV control room and recognized him. A senior police officer told The Telegraph:    

"Every time the man darted in to another side alleyway, the officer was turning immediately into the same alleyway, but every time the CCTV operator asked what he could see there was no trace . . . he had been chasing himself round the streets."

There are "fails," and then there are "Epic Fails."

 
Cops say they might have to flee the country E-mail
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Two Manhattan Beach, California police officers, fired for their roles in an off-duty hit-and-run crash, are both seeking $10 million from the city in damages.
According the Daily Breeze newspaper, the cops allege they have not only been inhumanely treated, they also might have to flee the country. In identical 12-page claims, Officers Eric Eccles and Kristopher Thompson said retired Manhattan Beach Police Chief Rod Uyeda likened them to the al-Qaida terrorist network and referred to them as "being much like Osama bin Laden" before he terminated them.

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Parking meters for hookers E-mail
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In the U.S., if you would like to pay for the services of a prostitute and stay within the boundaries of the law, you really have to stay within certain parts of Nevada. But in other countries, prostitution is treated differently than it is here in the States. In Bonn, Germany for instance, city officials recently installed "hooker meters," to be fed by those working in the oldest profession.

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Illegal monkey marriage could not be stopped E-mail
Written by Mark Nichols   

People seem to get really worked up by the idea of gay marriage. But what about marrying a monkey? Surely there has to be a law against such abominable behavior! In the small village of Talwas, Rajasthan, “Raju,” a well-known cigarette-smoking monkey, and his bride “Chinki” were married, according to the website Stuff. It was a big deal as Raj is a big time local celebrity. Raj became a star in the area after Ramesh Saini, a rickshaw driver, adopted him three years ago when he found the monkey unconscious in the street. Ramesh, who’s single, considers Raj a surrogate son. “I want to enjoy the feelings of a son’s marriage through Raj’s wedding.” Ramesh told the publication.

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