View Poll Results: Is Five-0's "So I Ordered A Pizza" story true.
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Yes, that man is an idiot.
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No, that idiot isn't even married.
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Yes, and that genius is going to get lucky tonight too!!!.
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04-21-10, 09:58 PM #1
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So I Ordered a Pizza
The wife is coming home from work and says she would like a pizza tonight and that she wants me to call it in so it will be ready to pick up as she gets closer to the house. No problem, I'm on it right after the little one is put to bed. Now normally I don't call in, but I place the order on the internet. This is also the first pizza I have had in a long time. Little did I know that the last time I ordered a pizza I must have been trashed because I gave my profile a pretty crazy name, but we'll get to that in a sec. I'm waiting on the Queen to arrive with dinner and I finally hear the garage door go up. I meet her at the door and help her with her things and she is hitting me with the laser eyes, "So what's up with you?" She is trying to keep the I'm mad look on her face but she can't hold in the laughter and she tells me she could just about kick my ass.
"So what name did you order the pizza under?"
My name, but you could probably had told them my phone number. Was there a problem?
(At this point I'm clueless)
"Yeah every guy in there was laughing their ass off when I told them my name. When I said I'm Mrs. Five-0 everyone in the back is dying laughing. The guy at the counter, with a straight face, asks are you sure your not Mrs. Buster Hymen?"
Well I just spit my tea out of my mouth into the sink
Even after embarrassing the hell out of the Queen even she is laughing at it now. Thank God, because she could shoot me up with something that could make me drool for a week if she put her mind to it.
Here is the question. Is this story true? Vote in the poll.
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04-21-10, 11:13 PM #2
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This is too funny not to be true!
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04-21-10, 11:17 PM #3
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I figured that this is so hilarious, it is either something that happened to Five-O or something that happened to some other hilarious character on the internet. So I googled "Mrs. Buster Hymen pizza". I didn't see a similar story on any other website, but guess what the very first search result was?
Go ahead and try it. Google sure indexes stuff fast! 
Congratulations Five-O--you, your wife, your pizza name, and O/R Shenanigans are Google-famous now! 
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04-21-10, 11:22 PM #4
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...yes she could!!! lol. And with good reason...
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04-21-10, 11:35 PM #5
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THAT is hilarious!!
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Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
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04-22-10, 12:30 AM #7
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Oh, snap!
I'm your huckleberry...
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04-22-10, 08:17 AM #8
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I voted, 3rd option before I read the post...
Job security...
Ecclesiastes 8:11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
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04-22-10, 08:27 AM #9
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+1.......That was funny........;-) Originally Posted by pac201
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04-22-10, 11:21 AM #11
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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04-22-10, 11:28 AM #12
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I bet he didn't even get a slice of pizza. Originally Posted by pgg
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Full and happy take it for what it's worth. Originally Posted by Captain America
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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In no way did I think that was real. I am shocked.
No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
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Originally Posted by jmur5074
My stories from college would really have you scratching your head then.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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