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03-15-08, 01:04 PM #41
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03-17-08, 02:24 AM #42
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03-17-08, 02:35 AM #43
Please dont check the trunk...
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03-17-08, 09:23 PM #44
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03-17-08, 10:38 PM #45
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03-18-08, 03:22 AM #46
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03-18-08, 04:34 AM #47
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03-18-08, 10:25 PM #48
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03-18-08, 11:13 PM #49
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03-19-08, 12:13 AM #50
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03-19-08, 12:16 AM #51
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03-19-08, 02:11 AM #52
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03-19-08, 05:56 AM #53
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"it is what it is" use it all the time and its pretty popular around here
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03-19-08, 06:12 AM #54
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That/he/she/it is ugly as the south end of a northbound mule.
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03-19-08, 08:07 AM #55
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03-19-08, 09:16 AM #56
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03-19-08, 11:02 AM #57
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03-19-08, 01:10 PM #58
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03-19-08, 05:13 PM #59
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03-19-08, 05:46 PM #60
It's empty and cold without you here
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