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04-19-07, 10:39 AM #21
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I have crabs.
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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04-19-07, 10:46 AM #22
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My ass hurts.
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04-19-07, 10:47 AM #23
Did you press the power button?
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Wheres the condom?
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04-19-07, 10:52 AM #24
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You bruise easily.
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04-19-07, 10:52 AM #25
Did you press the power button?
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I must poo
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04-19-07, 11:02 AM #26
uh huh..suuure
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04-19-07, 11:08 AM #27
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what the hell?
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04-19-07, 11:12 AM #28
Did you press the power button?
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That was easy
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04-19-07, 11:18 AM #29
uh huh..suuure
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You were EASY!
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04-19-07, 11:30 AM #30
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Did you cum?
phoenixrose~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If the sex scene doesn't make you want to do it - whatever it is they're doing - it hasn't been written right.~~~Sloan Wilson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WHAT canary?"
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04-19-07, 11:55 AM #31
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Still no promotion.
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04-19-07, 12:03 PM #32
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(Notice how fast -- and how often -- the ladies chimed in on this thread?)
Wow, four hours?
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04-19-07, 12:14 PM #33
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I Want More!!!
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"WHAT canary?"
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04-19-07, 12:59 PM #34
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wow, three minutes?
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04-19-07, 01:11 PM #35
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whats that smell?
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04-19-07, 01:27 PM #36
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sorry, wrong person
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04-19-07, 02:15 PM #37
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Come back here
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in representation of his employer, its agencies or assigns. In fact, they probably fail to be in alignment with the opinions of any rational human being.
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04-19-07, 02:21 PM #38
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(you can say this before or after)
Are you awake???The day you are born is the day you start to die.
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04-19-07, 02:35 PM #39
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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have any batteries?
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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04-19-07, 02:41 PM #40
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Gee, thanks, Captain...
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in representation of his employer, its agencies or assigns. In fact, they probably fail to be in alignment with the opinions of any rational human being.
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