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Old 01-04-07, 03:30 AM
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Talking You're in New Jersey, Son.

This is an old joke but it just came around again, so I'll pass it on for the rookies in the audience:

Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.

"You're in New Jersey, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.

"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.

"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you'd've turned to your buddy and said

'I wish that a$$hole would've tried that $h!t with me!' "
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Old 01-04-07, 03:39 AM
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Classic I love it
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Old 01-04-07, 05:43 AM
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That one never gets old.
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Old 01-04-07, 07:00 AM
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first time hearing this one, but definately one that I will remember.. and on top of it all I am from NY and travelled to NJ all the time..
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Old 01-04-07, 07:10 AM
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You gotta love our Troopers. And knowing few friends who are troopers here in NJ, wouldn't be a surprise if this actually does happen..
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Old 01-04-07, 09:16 AM
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As one who grew up in NJ, that is so true!
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Old 01-04-07, 10:05 AM
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Hahaha, that's pretty funny.
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Old 01-04-07, 05:30 PM
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You trying to be funny? I wish you would try that shit with me.
Yo BC,, what up?
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Old 01-04-07, 05:54 PM
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Old 01-04-07, 06:09 PM
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You trying to be funny? I wish you would try that shit with me.
Yo BC,, what up?
I am great, are you behaving yourself?
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Old 01-04-07, 07:14 PM
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Why yes..... Why do you ask?


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Old 01-04-07, 08:22 PM
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Why yes..... Why do you ask?



How silly of me to ask, I know you're an angel.

Good to see you.
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Old 01-05-07, 01:06 AM
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I love that joke!
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Old 01-05-07, 01:23 AM
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CUTE! I like that..
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