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Redneck vs. Gator
>>>> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to
>>>>throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also
>>>>invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
>>>>
>>>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>>>> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
>>>> and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
>>>>
>>>> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
>>>> gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
>>>> nerve to jump in."
>>>>
>>>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
>>>> and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>>>>
>>>> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing
>>>> the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and
>>>> choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
>>>> through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
>>>>
>>>> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
>>>> gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
>>>> and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
>>>> climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
>>>>
>>>> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
>>>> dollars."
>>>>
>>>> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>>>>
>>>> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
>>>> bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
>>>>
>>>> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>>>>
>>>> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
>>>> amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
>>>> options?"
>>>>
>>>> Again Leroy said no.
>>>>
>>>> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>>>>
>>>> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the
>>>> pool.
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