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Old 01-17-07, 05:40 PM
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
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The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender say, "Hey, there's steering wheel in your pants!" "AArgh," says the Pirate, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Old 01-17-07, 09:09 PM
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Old 01-22-07, 04:31 PM
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A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
Saran Wrap.


The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."



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I went to the shrink once and told him I had an inferiority complex, but it wasn't a very good one.
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Old 01-22-07, 05:11 PM
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That was funny!
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Old 02-04-07, 01:39 AM
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hahahahahha.
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Old 02-04-07, 01:58 PM
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sounds like a squirrel trying to get a nut
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