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Old 01-20-07, 06:42 AM
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The Indian

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun

in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter:


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"Want coffee."












The waiter says, "Click the image to open in full size.Sure, Chief. Coming right up."




He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

and then just walks out.








The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to

the waiter



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"Want coffee."








The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! Click the image to open in full size.




We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.




What was all that about, anyway?"





The Indian smiles and proudly says .


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"Training for position in United States Congress:

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

leave mess for others to clean up,

disappear for rest of day.
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Old 01-20-07, 09:14 AM
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Old 01-20-07, 02:58 PM
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A Smile

A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

It enriches those who receive it,
without making poorer those who give.
It takes but a moment, but the memory
of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he
can get along without it,
and none is so poor but that
he can be made rich by it.

A smile creates happiness in the home,
fosters goodwill in business,
and is the countersign of friendship.

It brings rest to the weary,
cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
or stolen, for it is something that is of no
value to anyone until it is given away.

Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
so much as he who has no more to give.

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Old 01-20-07, 03:11 PM
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Well, if he wanted to train right, he'd go on vacation for at least two weeks after that one day.
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