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Old 01-22-07, 10:10 AM
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Having mom over for dinner

Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Brian's Mom
had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie,
and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his mom's
thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
Gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you ?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be sure. So he
sat down and wrote.

Dear Mom:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle
by now.

Love, Mom
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Old 01-22-07, 10:29 AM
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Old 01-22-07, 12:45 PM
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Didn't know that you knew my family,,,,hmmmm
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Old 01-22-07, 12:54 PM
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Apparently his mother is as much of a sneaky bitch as mine... I love my mom, but she can weasel info out of anybody. She needs to work as an interrogator at Gitmo.
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Old 01-22-07, 01:30 PM
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Old 01-22-07, 03:47 PM
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Old 01-22-07, 08:52 PM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bufford408 again.
Dammit - it's a conspiracy! I can never give you Rep!!!!
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