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Old 01-17-07, 08:46 PM
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Gynecologist

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the
verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful
hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto
mechanic. ;He found out from the local technical college what was
involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned
all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the
gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with
tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained
a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying; "I
don't want to appear ungrateful for such a n outstanding result, but I
wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?"

The instructor said: "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."

The instructor went on to say; "I gave you an extra 50% because you did
all of it through the muffler."
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Old 01-17-07, 09:18 PM
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It enriches those who receive it,
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It takes but a moment, but the memory
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None is so rich or mighty that he
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and none is so poor but that
he can be made rich by it.

A smile creates happiness in the home,
fosters goodwill in business,
and is the countersign of friendship.

It brings rest to the weary,
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and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
or stolen, for it is something that is of no
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Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
so much as he who has no more to give.

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Old 01-17-07, 11:25 PM
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