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Old 01-17-07, 09:23 PM
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Daddy's tummy

A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down, and retreats. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen; she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks "What were you and dad doing? "

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and Sometimes I have to get on top of it to help to flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," says the boy.

"Why is that?" .. Asked his mom puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it back up again."
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Old 01-17-07, 09:27 PM
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Old 01-17-07, 10:49 PM
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Old 01-17-07, 11:27 PM
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Old 01-18-07, 12:01 AM
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A Smile

A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

It enriches those who receive it,
without making poorer those who give.
It takes but a moment, but the memory
of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he
can get along without it,
and none is so poor but that
he can be made rich by it.

A smile creates happiness in the home,
fosters goodwill in business,
and is the countersign of friendship.

It brings rest to the weary,
cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
or stolen, for it is something that is of no
value to anyone until it is given away.

Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
so much as he who has no more to give.

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Old 01-18-07, 12:07 AM
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