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Old 01-22-07, 05:49 PM
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Class teacher ......

A teacher stands at the front of the class of small children, draws a picture of a penis on the blackboard and says to the class

"Can anyone tell me what this is called, or what its for?"

A little boy raises his hand and says

" I don't know what its called, but my daddy has two. a little one for weeing out of, and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth....."
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