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christmas gift
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop s aid, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, did
Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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" Therefore those skilled at the unorthodox are infinite as heaven and earth, inexhaustible as the great rivers. When they begin again, like the days and months ; they die and are reborn, like the four seasons."
- Sun Tzu
" The Art of War "
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