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For the Cheeseheads
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again. "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
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01-26-07, 10:04 PM
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01-26-07, 10:53 PM
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I'm tearing up here, and I'm not sad or slicing onions!
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hahahahaha! 
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01-27-07, 03:13 AM
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Just another squirrel looking for a NUT
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Since he's not a Bears fan, i thought he'd be a Colts fan! LOL
Colts to win the Superbowl!
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01-27-07, 03:41 AM
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Since he's not a Bears fan, i thought he'd be a Colts fan! LOL
Colts to win the Superbowl!
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01-27-07, 08:20 AM
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Since he's not a Bears fan, i thought he'd be a Colts fan! LOL
Colts to win the Superbowl!
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I understand you are from California, so I know your judgment is clouded and I will forgive you for thinking that the Hoosiers even have a snowballs chance in hell.
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01-28-07, 03:42 AM
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Just another squirrel looking for a NUT
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I think the cold weather has frozen the blood going to your brain!
Really, I'm more of a Manning fan. While I was stationed in New Orleans and attending Tulane, I saw him when he was a kid. I knew he would make it big some day.
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Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
-Batman Begins
There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
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01-28-07, 03:57 AM
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That one is classic, never gets old
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01-31-07, 08:39 AM
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I've seen it before with Minnesota teams Funny as hell.
Go Colts on Sunday
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01-31-07, 08:58 AM
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01-31-07, 12:20 PM
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Always picking on the Cheeser's! That is an oldie but a goodie! I hope the Bears go down faster than Rosie when she spots an M&M on the floor!
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01-31-07, 12:36 PM
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Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
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01-31-07, 12:56 PM
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What's the difference between a Cheesehead and a Dickhead?
The Illinois State line.
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01-31-07, 04:58 PM
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Quote:
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What's the difference between a Cheesehead and a Dickhead?
The Illinois State line.
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i like F.I.B myself
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01-31-07, 06:08 PM
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i like F.I.B myself
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I would NEVER refer to my brethren to the south in such a disparaging, disrespectfull manner.....oh, wait a minute, yes I would!
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