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Old 01-24-07, 07:30 PM
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Celebrate?

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
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Old 01-24-07, 07:40 PM
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ouch. Sounds like something my wif would say.
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Old 01-24-07, 08:15 PM
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Gotta love it.. Hilarious!
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