[Resident Smart Ass]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for
the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.


6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba**?


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[10-42Adam]

Pretty funny. I liked #1 the best!

[bmf95b]

I like #4, all are funny though.

[Jackalope]

Originally Posted by njpd

4. When people say "it's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

I say this just to be a smartass.

[Piggybank Cop]

#8 Death, it's a lot longer.