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03-06-10, 07:55 PM #1
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Driving on the Razor's Edge
Megan Mariah Barnes Booking Photo
More: Driving On Razor's Edge: Shaving Behind The Wheel - cbs4.comYou've heard of the dangers of texting while driving, and talking on the phone while behind the wheel of a car. But how many people actually debate the merits of doing a little, well, "landscaping" while on the road?
According to the Florida Highway Patrol, a two-car crash on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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03-06-10, 08:07 PM #2
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Gotta look good for the ex-husband don't you
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No, the boyfriend. The ex-husband was steering.
Originally Posted by pgg
Something tells me though that he's not going to be gazing at her face so she better do some landscaping...
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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03-06-10, 09:59 PM #4
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I don't think shaving her bikini area will accomplish that... Originally Posted by pgg
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03-06-10, 10:14 PM #5
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Maybe its all she has to work with now Originally Posted by KaiGywer
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03-07-10, 12:25 AM #6
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lokking at that mug shot, she looks like a dude...
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Gonna get road rash doing that.
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Only thing that will help that, is a case of beer and the darkest room on the planet...........;-)
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Just to be safe the unlucky guy needs one on too. Originally Posted by Motorwaycop
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Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
I just can't find the words for so many OMG moments in one article. You just have to read the whole thing.....
FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus | KeysNews.com
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. ......."Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
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Cell Phones aren't the cause...
of distracted driving.
Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area - NYPOST.com
Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area
WTF!
A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, crashed into another vehicle on Cudjoe Key after giving her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts.
Barnes was driving to meet her boyfriend in Key West and told authorities she wanted to be “ready for the visit,” WJZ.com reported.
But Florida Highway Trooper Gary Dunick was not surprised when he came to the scene of the crash.
Dunick has had some crazy experiences pulling over drivers but said “If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it.”
Barnes crashed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet truck being driven by David Schoff, KeysNews.com reported.
Schoff had slowed down to make a right hand turn when Barnes' 1995 Thunderbird hit it at 45 mph - within the speed limit.
FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said that Barnes then allegedly drove a half mile further down the road where she switched seats with her ex-husband Charles Judy so that it looked like she had not been driving.
Dunick said that Judy had burns from the passenger side air bag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat. The air bag in the driver’s seat had not deployed.
Barnes should not have been driving in the first place. The day before the accident, she had been convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license.
Her license was revoked for five years and she was ordered to get her car impounded.
Dunick said, “My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this. It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys.”"When a crime is committed, liberals blame society. Conservatives blame the criminal." -Debra Saunders
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Shaving her bush going to visit her boyfriend while her ex-husband steered the car. Now that is a woman with class.
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