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07-18-09, 12:17 PM #1
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Wienermobile crashes into house
One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee. Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.
No one was home and no one was injured. No citations were immediately issued.
Both the home and vehicle suffered moderate damage, which Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner says insurance will cover.
Police hadn't been able to speak to the homeowner as of early Friday evening.
The Associated Press
Friday, July 17, 2009; 9:01 PM
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07-18-09, 01:29 PM #2
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I've heard of guys parking their weiner where it shouldn't be before.
Tends to cause all kinds of problems.
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07-18-09, 02:40 PM #3
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I believe the driver was careless, to be frank about it.
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07-18-09, 02:44 PM #4
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Someone is getting free hot dogs for life.
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07-18-09, 03:01 PM #5
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Originally Posted by maclean
Hopefully they'll furnish the buns to stick 'em in.
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07-18-09, 04:57 PM #6
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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And she thought any wiener would fit inside
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07-18-09, 07:32 PM #7
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Well if you shove hard enough, any weiner will fit
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07-18-09, 07:54 PM #8
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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Maybe size isn't everything after all
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07-18-09, 08:18 PM #9
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Proof that some womenz just don't know how to properly handle a weenie.
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07-19-09, 01:22 AM #10
Damnit, I'm hungry again.
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I guess one weenie was enough for her
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07-19-09, 01:29 AM #11
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Shows what hot doggin' results in.
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07-19-09, 04:38 AM #12
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At least she missed the number two hole
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07-19-09, 04:41 AM #13
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I guess she really picked a wiener.
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07-19-09, 04:44 AM #14
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That brat was the wurst driver.
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07-19-09, 06:53 AM #15
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Wouldn't be the first time a weenier dove headfirst into a "brick house."
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HA HA HA! Originally Posted by Ducky
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