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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    You actually leave Mommy's basement long enough to know what a street looks like?


    Don't fret little fella, someday you'll be promoted to Drive Thru!
    a cop named pudge imagine that shit. try putting down the donuts and you might start catching more bad guys.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by tapout View Post
    i did answer your question. your big dick will not interfere with your police work. apparently you didnt know what pre-requisite meant. it means its actually a requirement. we all have them.
    lol. I don't think we'll have too much to worry about when he tests. Unless of course the test is to suck off 14 300lb, Peterbuilt driving, sweaty fat guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    a cop named pudge imagine that shit. try putting down the donuts and you might start catching more bad guys.


    lol. Ya got me now.

    Why so disgruntled? Did your last glory hole appointment cancel?
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    i remember the day i had my first beer...
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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    who says cops dont have a sense of humor. you fags are barrel of laughs andd still wont answer my quesiotns which i asked for help on. thanks for nothing you useless cops.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    who says cops dont have a sense of humor. you fags are barrel of laughs andd still wont answer my quesiotns which i asked for help on. thanks for nothing you useless cops.

    Yet you want to become one of us...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Well then, the test is next week?


    You have to get to work quick then! You'll need the following items...

    1.) Rusty steak knife, maybe even a butter knife.
    2.) Can of WD40
    3.) Some string or yarn
    4.) Duct tape


    Step 1: Spray WD40 on your member
    Step 2: Tie string tightly around the base of your mystery penis
    Step 3: Slowly begin to saw at the base of your junk
    Step 4: Once it's off, apply duct tape to the bleeding.
    Step 5: Firmly hold your lost junk in your hand, bend over...

















    AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!




    Or employ Lorena Bobbitt and she'll do it for you. Sham-wow!


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    is that how you guys do it??? bully people and gang up on them??? if so i think i will do something for people with a higher level education.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    Will my big dick keep me out of the police academy and will it cause problems with soccer moms seeing me nekkid and then me giving them a ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    is that how you guys do it??? bully people and gang up on them??? if so i think i will do something for people with a higher level education.
    Amazing...we were able to go into the future and pull dashcam video from your car.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    is that how you guys do it??? bully people and gang up on them??? if so i think i will do something for people with a higher level education.
    he is a cop, and hes learning impared. hes the retarded policeman. byeeeeeeee

    lol
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


    the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink

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    i would fight any of you tough guys without yer bagde and gun any day of the week.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    That will never happen. You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CTR man View Post
    That will never happen. You couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag.
    judging by the pic that i think is you i could prolly smack you like a bitch and have my way with yer toothless wife
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    judging by the pic that i think is you i could prolly smack you like a bitch and have my way with yer toothless wife
    Get it right, I'm the toothless one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Well then, the test is next week?


    You have to get to work quick then! You'll need the following items...

    1.) Rusty steak knife, maybe even a butter knife.
    2.) Can of WD40
    3.) Some string or yarn
    4.) Duct tape


    Step 1: Spray WD40 on your member
    Step 2: Tie string tightly around the base of your mystery penis
    Step 3: Slowly begin to saw at the base of your junk
    Step 4: Once it's off, apply duct tape to the bleeding.
    Step 5: Firmly hold your lost junk in your hand, bend over...

















    AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!





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    Oh my God, you guys have me in tears!! You're pretty funny for being stoopid.




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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i would fight any of you tough guys without yer bagde and gun any day of the week.
    Man, you must really think alot of yourself, which is probably not much with such a small mind. You should really find a differant place to hang out and talk tough. May I suggest a local Manbla chapter? You seem to be the right age for them (from the stupid challenges you post here). Those people would really appreciate your alledged "attributes".
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    judging by the pic that i think is you i could prolly smack you like a bitch and have my way with yer toothless wife
    I'm sure you could find some old man to give you a gummie too. You'd probably like that better anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex401mp View Post
    Man, you must really think alot of yourself, which is probably not much with such a small mind. You should really find a differant place to hang out and talk tough. May I suggest a local NAMBLA chapter? You seem to be the right age for them (from the stupid challenges you post here). Those people would really appreciate your alledged "attributes".
    Here, I fixed it for you. He won't know who they are unless he can find the right name in the phone book, right?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i didnt think girls could be cops lmao
    Fuckwad, get the fuck out!
    Sexist pig.

    You come mess with me in my town and i'll show you how much of a cop i really am, asshole.
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