[bufford408]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, a bag of Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

[Autumn2009]

Bwhahahahaa, thats awesome!

[Crimebytes2]

Dr. Phil would be proud!

[dlefdal]

Very funny stuff

[Ducky]

Let's see, it's a bad idea to finish a bottle of Vicodin, isn't it?

Yeah, I'd hate to have Mr Ducky post THAT news. So, I'll stick with the half gallon of Breyers.

[Hannibal]

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.