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FSCF got drunk on his cruise and did what???
Ok fun guessing game for you all. Me and the wife went on a cruise this past week. We were supposed to go to key west and the bahamas, but because of the hurricane, we wound up going to Couzemel Mexico. So I got really drunk and did some crazy shit during one of the gameshows the cruise people put on. I will fill you guys in later, but right now I have to clean house and get ready for our party we are having tomorrow, as we are renewing our vows tomorrow also. Correct or close guess gets some green!!!! 
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Humped the gameshow hosts' leg? 
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My guess is streaking, or public nudity.
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09-02-06, 06:34 PM
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Lets see went on a cruise then came home and are choosing now to RENEW YOUR WEDDING VOWS. I am guessing you got drunk and chose to marry the gameshow host which you sobered up and divorced him are now renewing your vows with your wife.
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09-02-06, 06:35 PM
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naaa he told them he was from michigan and they started laughing at him. I bet he got naked ran around the ship screaming US Customs FREEZE
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09-02-06, 08:23 PM
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Hmmm, lap danced another contestant on stage????
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09-02-06, 08:32 PM
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Dry humped a railing??
Dry humped a doorknob?
Dry humped the poop deck??
Dry humped SOMETHING??
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09-02-06, 09:11 PM
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They didn't beleive you were an american when you ported in mexico and arrested you?
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FSCF got drunk on his cruise and did what???
Snuck INTO Mexico.
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Became a gay Mexican wrestler.
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09-03-06, 02:00 AM
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HAhahahaha thats fucking comedy. I was gonna say he got a "pearl necklace" but you did good enuff!
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09-03-06, 02:00 AM
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HAhahahaha thats fucking comedy. I was gonna say he got a "pearl necklace" but you did good enuff!
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09-03-06, 02:03 AM
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Did a striptease on stage, and danced around in boxers with a cowboy hat as part of Carnival's "chipendales".
Carnival Celebration out of Jacksonville?
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Dressed up as a woman, and sang karaoke to "I Will Survive?"
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You tools... It's quite easy to see what he done.
Wife found him in bed with Brad. She wasn't pissed about that, she was pissed because he had bigger boobies than she did!!! 
Hence why he's renewing wedding vows. He's trying to make up.
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09-03-06, 10:51 AM
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had a threesome with the captain and the cruise director and your wife felt threatened.. Just a guess... 
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Got drunk and jumped into the pool. Causing the captain to place him in the ships holding cell till he sobered up. Thus causing alot of embarrassment to his wife, hence the renewing of vows.
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Are You Gonna Tell Us Or What?!?!?!!
The Suspense Is Killing Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Who?......Me?
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Tell us! Tell us!! Who wins??
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09-03-06, 08:15 PM
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You said you were layin money down. If no one gets it exact, do you pay whomever is closest?
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