[gozling]

umm.... sensitivity training???? omg what a waste....

Middle East: U.S. Navy Directive
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by
any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery
shells impacting on Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more". [Both English and
Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but
some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people". [Both Arabic and English
versions]

"Pork. The other white meat". [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3. The above tee shirts will be removed from base exchanges upon
receipt of this directive.

4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range
At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb
bastards?"

5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon
receipt

[Radar]

So exactly where do I go to purchase these shirts?
I'll take one of each and three of the following....

[JLK]

warm and fuzzy crap. we are at war. they are the enemy. they boost troops morale.

[gozling]

it makes me wonder how we ever tolerated the postings of die you nazi's or the vietnam stuff....
unreal... really.. how to kill a soldiers spirit to fight even more...if you cant joke about serious shit - what is the point?

[snuffy2202]

It's a joke, right?...right?

[Virginian]

Ah good, my shirt isn't listed Maybe I should try to sell them at PX's

[kdm0409]

Yeah,Virginian you know it would sell like crazy. Then I'm sure it would get added to the list.

What is it with people always wanting to be Politically Correct? I'd buy and wear all of those shirts listed! I love the smart bombs sign!

[Virginian]

I guess I can understand it. I'd hate to hurt anyone's feelings before I killed them

[nitestokker]

I echo Memphis, I want one of each. And someone needs to hunt down the fag who ordered that directive and kick him in the nuts! I have directives of my own: As Supreme Commander of NiteLand, I order Virginian to sell his shirts at all the military installations to fill the void created by the other banned shirts. I also order all military personnel to give a big "Fuck You" to that directive banning the shirts. I also order all God-fearing, Red-blooded Americans to wear whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want! I also order my R&D department to start mass producing the following shirts to be secretly sold on the black market to patriotic military personnel:
"The only good Raghead is a dead Raghead"
"It's about guns, guts and glory. It's not about pussies, pandering and PC!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Sandman. Did I hurt your feelings? GOOD! FUCK YOU!"
"Just as soon as I pull your beard out with a pair of rusty pliers, rub pork lard all over your head, stick bacon in your nose and shove your Quoran up your ass (after I set it on fire), I promise not to offend you any more."
"I'll put my 3,000 pissed off ghosts up against your 72 virgins any day!"

*This one already has a patent, but it's a goodie: "Caution: Don't fuck with me because I fuck back!"

I got tons more if Virgin or anyone else wants them. I'm just a goldmine of smartass ideas and I just love pissing off "the man".

[CountyFourteen]

nitestokker for president!

[mavriktu]

Cmon,now stolker,let it out man ,we sense you are holding something back
P.S. vote #2 for stolker for pres.

[Resident Smart Ass]

To hell with political correctness

[bikecop3141]

For what it's worth, I went to the DoD's website and posted the following on the contact us page.

"Sir or Madam:
First things first, I have, do and always will support the brave men and women of our Armed Services and appreciate the sacrificies they and their families make on a daily basis.

However, I saw the following on a law enforcement web forum. I do not know what the source was, and if it is a hoax, I apologize in advance.

"Middle East: U.S. Navy Directive
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by
any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :

"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery
shells impacting on Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more". [Both English and
Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but
some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people". [Both Arabic and English
versions]

"Pork. The other white meat". [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3. The above tee shirts will be removed from base exchanges upon
receipt of this directive.

4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range
At 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb
bastards?"

5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon
receipt"

The last time I looked, these bastards who committed the 9/11 attacks and are fighting our troops in the Mid-East are trying to kill us all. WHO GIVES A RAT'S RUMP IF THEY ARE OFFENDED!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS A WAR, NOT A TEA PARTY!! Crap like this is why folks in this country are losing faith in the people running this war. PLEASE, find out what PC, liberal coward wrote this memo, and stick a boot up their butt!! This is disgusting!! Also, please note that every person on the website that commented thought it was pathetic and wanted the shirts, signs, etc. We will be happy to wear them here!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'll let you know if I get a reply!
And if anyone finds out where to get these shirts, I'll take some!!

[dlefdal]

Gozzy,

Speaking of shirts, you left yours next to my bed last night. I'll return it as soon as I can...

+2 for Stokker for prezzy!!!!!