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Old 08-09-06, 01:58 AM
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http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Click the link, enter your name....and enjoy.
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Old 08-09-06, 11:02 AM
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LMAO!
That was quite an ego booster. I really don't know if I can get my big head through the door now.
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Old 08-09-06, 06:08 PM
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http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

Click the link, enter your name....and enjoy.

I think i just fell in love with myself
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Old 08-09-06, 06:18 PM
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Wow, who needs med's for depression when you've got something like this...
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Old 08-09-06, 06:23 PM
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I get told that stuff all the time. How do we make it say something new?
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Old 08-09-06, 06:36 PM
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I typed in " brad "
and the response was fuck you
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Old 08-09-06, 07:47 PM
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Hey I really needed the boost of confidence today... I'll have to remember to bookmark that page. lol
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Old 08-09-06, 08:24 PM
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Wow, that made my life! Lol.
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Old 08-09-06, 08:41 PM
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I've never been lied to so much, in such a short time, in my life

When a damn computer tells me it loves me, I expect sex!!!
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Old 08-09-06, 08:51 PM
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I've never been lied to so much, in such a short time, in my life

When a damn computer tells me it loves me, I expect sex!!!
Wouldn't that be the deffinition of Cyber Sex???


When I entered my name it said it was currently out of order and to call the Mental Health Hotline for assistance. Whats that about???
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Old 08-09-06, 09:05 PM
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Ok I fixed the link - It doesn't lie anymore.
Everyone must be re-flattered!!!


http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
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Old 08-09-06, 09:11 PM
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Hey it wasn't down this time, and I feel alot better!!! Thanks TXCharlie I needed that pick me up.
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Old 08-10-06, 12:41 PM
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Well I was going to post that I didn't need it since Ducky tells me stuff like that all the time.........But after the second one...........

Nahhhh, I'll go ahead and say it anyways............
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