Top 10 signs your new partner is juicing E-mail
Written by Mark Nichols   

1. He showed no emotion after the shoot out but he frequently bursts out crying during sappy radio commercials for life insurance.
2. He’s gone from no-bra size to a full B.

3. He’s really gung ho about people having access to clean needles.

4. His bathroom looks like a third world diabetes clinic.

5. Risks both your lives making a wild, high speed U-turn over a raised median because he says the six-year- old in the blue minivan “gave him a look.”

6. If he was a washing machine he’d have only two settings- sad and mad.

7. Always talking about how A-Rod, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens didn’t do anything wrong and what is everyone so worked up about.

8. His back looks very much like Manuel Noriega’s face.

9. Between the steroids and the anti-depressants he hasn’t had an erection since 2007.

10. Personal heroes? Hulk Hogan, Lance Armstrong and the West German Women’s Olympic Swimming team.


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