Weirdest excuse/alibi ever E-mail
Written by Mark Nichols   

Sometimes when dumb people do dumb things they just admit it. Other times you get incidents like this. According to multiple media reports, a brother-sister team in Springfield, Massachusetts decided that they needed a new television. Their plan was simple — steal the flat screen off the wall of the ladies room at a local sports bar.

According to the website Gawker, a female patron of Samuel's Sports Bar overheard Robert Larrivee and his sister Amanda tearing the television from the wall of the restroom. So she told the manager.

The manager wisely locked the daring duo in the ladies room and called the cops.

Ordinarily, this is where the crook or crooks say, “I messed up. You got me.”

But the Larrivee’s instead came up with the grossest and lame excuse ever. They told responding officers that they weren’t trying to boost the t.v., they just knocked it off the wall while they were having sex.

It’s kind of hard to determine what would be more pathetic —  admitting that you and your sister were trying to steal a television from a ladies room or copping to incest in a public place.

For whatever reason the pair went with option B.

The two were charged with larceny over $250, and Mr. Larrivee was booked on an additional charge of threatening to commit a crime for threatening to assault an officer.


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